Educational Courses for Women

So here is a list of 25 educational courses for women:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
12. Introduction To Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space
14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem… Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil & Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

How many have you taken???

- Andrzej

Long time and nothing

Yeah, yeah, yeah... after six months I finally remember I have a blog. So a quick update:

1) I still have a job. I haven't been fired. It is going okay. I can't talk about it.

2) My car is still alive and functioning although the last few days the turn signals have not been cooperating. I did undertake a few projects to make an iPod hookup for my car via the Kenwood MP3 players's CD-changer on the back of the receiver and the results are quite pleasing. I still need to get/make one more thing so that I don't send a doubly-amplified signal (which I am right now). Those FM modulator thingies suck in Philly area.

3) I'm still playing volleyball. As a matter of fact I have to go in 30 minutes for a match.

4) Haven't played WoW in a long time as I decided it takes to much time out of life.

5) Going to a Poker Tournament in D&B tomorrow with Steve Eng. Wish us luck.

6) Xbox 360 is going to be revealed on May 12th at 9:30pm on MTV. Can't wait to see what the next-generation console be capable of.

7) Got a SWEET new monitor. The Dell 2405FPW. Check it out.

8) Joined FatWallet.com for some good savings.

That's it for the quick update.

Peace out,

Shout-out goes to: Steve Eng for enrolling us in the poker tournament.

Urban Legends

I found a pretty cool site that discusses many urban legends and their historical background and whether they are true or not. I stumbled on this by accident when I was considering buying a Penguin for a house pet. Yes, I am serious... you can get them here. Have a look...

Anyway, the urban legend site is awesome. Go see it here.

Other news:

Besides the picture of the Virgin Mary appearing in the melted cheese sandwich that is being now sold on Ebay I must say that April 2008 will be an awesome time. Anyone know why?

Peace!!!

Shout outs go to: Phuong Ngo cause she might be right and will do right.

Pickup Lines

Since people are always asking for pickup lines here are some I encountered or researched:

Funny Pickup Lines:

1) You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
2) So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!!
3) Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb!
4) Lets play Pearl Harbor, I lay down and you blow me to heaven
5) Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.
6) What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.
7) Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.
8) Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
9) You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer

Worst Pickup Lines:

1) Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.
2) I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
3) You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.
4) Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?
5) You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
6) I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!
7) Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
8) Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.
9) I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
10) Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
11) Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Decent Pickup Lines:

1) Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
2) Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
3) Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
4) I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
5) Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!
6) You Dropped something , "My jaw"

Pickup Lines to Try Out:

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
3) My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together
6) You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles
7) I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
8) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
9) Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
10) You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
11) Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
12) Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.
13) If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

That's all for now.

Andrzej

Latest Update

Yes, I know it has been a while since I have written anything. This just goes to show that I do not have the discipline needed to maintain a journal. Anyway, here are the latest news:

1) Nov. 5th in the evening I hit a deer coming home from the Poconos. Wasn't head on so I am okay and so is Sav. The car was a little beat up as we did hit a deer, actually, more like clipped it's rear hooves as it was flying over us. Minor damage to the car but it was amazing to see a deer do cartwheels. I'm pretty sure the deer survived. I replaced the headlight bulbs the next day.

2) Nov. 10th I had a car accident in NJ coming home from work. This was a little bit more damage than the deer, but ironically, it was in the exact same spot on my car where the deer hit. So the bulb I just replaced is broken again and now the insurance company had to get involved and my car is in the shop. I guess it is my fault since I was the rear car in the incident. Car should be finished and new on Wednesday, or so they say. Hopefully I won't have to go to court or get points.

3) Halo 2 came out on Nov. 8th at midnight. Yes, I did buy it and it is a very cool game. Makes the Xbox shine. My tagname on Xbox Live is Nostrademous so add me to your friends list.

4) Me and Savannah decided on the name of our first baby (when we actually have him/her one day in the far future). Boy: Jarek Gobi Gorski or Girl: Pearl Bozena Gorski. Now, we are not engaged, not having a baby currently, and not making hard plans. If the wedding does happen and if you are invited it will be in 2008.

5) The Eagles lost their first game so they are now 7-1 which has me a little miffed but I guess no one can be perfect. Hopefully this Sunday they will bounce back.

6) New volleyball season has just begun at Five Points volleyball center in Deptford NJ and we play Monday nights. If you are interested in coming to check us out give me a call and I will tell you what time as it changes from week to week.

That's it for now folks. This time the shout-out goes to: Becky Wilson - glad everything is okay and hope to see you soon.

Andrzej

Election

What can I say, I choose to say nothing. Congratz to the Republicans and Mr. Bush you still remain our president. I respect that and won't be one of the people to spit on you as you walk by but, damn it, please don't mess up our nation any more.

I will be really pissed if I get drafted.

Ok, no more to say on that as it just pisses me off.

#1 Pickup Line

Scientists in Japan have finally created the ultimate pickup line:

"This time next year let's be laughing together."

I think it is rather sweet and shows lots of promise. The "next year" part shows that you are thinking of more than just a one night stand, the "laughing" means that you are hoping to have fun and linked with "together" indicates you really enjoy the other partners company.

The top 2 pickup lines that will get you slapped:

1) I'm good at math: Me and You = 69
2) Can I touch your belly-button, from the inside?


So, use the above with discretion.

Lunar Eclipse & Others

Guess what peeps?

Tonight we will be priviledged to a full lunar eclipse. I will be a late-night show for those of us on North and South America. The eclipse should last for about an hour and make the moon gleam yellow and orange (just for halloween). What is happening is that the Earth's shadow will completely cover the moon and only the light from the sunrise and sunset will be able to illuminate the moon.

If possible, treat yourself to this phenomena as the next full lunar eclipse will not occur until March of 2007.

In other Galactic News:

Scientist found that newly discovered galactic highways cut across the Milky Way at odd angles, bringing stars through the neighborhood of our solar system. It seems that about 20 percent of the stars within 1,000 light-years of the sun are moving on a bunch of offbeat trajectories, but there is nothing to worry about as our next known close encounter with another star will occur 1.4 million years from now.


In other Local News:

My jaw hurts as yesterday I went to the dentist and was informed I will need to get a crown for one tooth in order to maintain its integrity. So the dentist cut of the top half of that tooth (or at least that's how it felt like) after taking prints (which involved biting down into some kind of softened play-do). Currently she made a temporary fill in where the tooth used to be (the top half anyway) since crowns take 2 weeks to make. I asked her if I could get it in gold or titanium just to have my grill blinged out but since it turns out I have to cover 20% of the cost out of pocket I guess we will do with a little gold/silver/metal/porcelin mixture.


Countdowns:

Halo 2 - 13 days away.

Bathroom Music

So there is this big debate (via email) at my work for my lab about what type of music, if any, should be played in the bathrooms.

Some people are asking for random white noise (no idea why unless it is to muffle the sounds of pooping and make people more comfortable) others for nature sounds (thunderstorms and such) and even some for Britney Spears (can you say, "Oops... I did it again").

Any thoughts?

Andrzej

Chess

So, for those that don't know, I like to play chess.

I am a member of the Internet Chess Club (ICC) under the username: Nostrademous.

If you know how to play or our learning and would like some help go ahead and download the ICC chess client from HERE and signin as guest then message me by typing:
"tell Nostrademous Hi, want to play some chess?"

If you become more interested and would like to play rated games and obtain feedback you will have to join ICC ($25 for a year's membership for students which is really low). Then you will be pitted against those closest to your playing abilities so you learn the fastest and are not over or under matched.

Have at it.

Andrzej